Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I am one with the molecules
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
