So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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