Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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