i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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