What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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