dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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