So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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