Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
