I wish I could teleport
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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