She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
