He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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