the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
