You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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