I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
