East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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