i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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