I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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