Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Someone shit on the floor
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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