im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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