His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
