I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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