My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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