I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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