we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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