We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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