at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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