I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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