ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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