I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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