i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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