Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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