He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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