Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Someone came in the potted fern
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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