Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
the raccoons are back...
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