i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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