She's JV to your varsity
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
whose ass print is on the piano?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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