Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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