I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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