how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
