I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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