I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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