your thong is hanging out like whoa
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
