just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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