where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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