He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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