yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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