Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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