I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm just crazy horny about you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
