At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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