Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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